I love this guy’s writing style:

This is why, when you’re heartbroken, you should never listen to people who try to console you with the maxim ‘there are plenty of fish in the sea.’ While this is technically true, you should also be aware that Deep Sea Anglerfish (and, for that matter, barracudas and deadly venomous Stonefish) are among those other fish in the sea. And as long as we’re on the subject of Deep Sea Anglerfish, you can also now confidently ignore ‘Don’t be afraid of the dark.’ Also, on a completely unrelated note, ‘Lead, follow or get out of the way’ is kind of pointless too.

From http://animalreview.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/deep-sea-anglerfish/